When it comes to choosing names for kittens, the choices come down to personality type.


No, we’re not talking about the kittens’ personalities, we mean the humans that are picking the names for them!

If “Fluffy” and “Smokey” just aren’t your style, then maybe you need something more unique!

If you’re the life of the party or the class clown, it might make sense for you to look for something more, well, funny!

If you have funny kittens, all the more reason to pick funny kitten names for them.

You’re in luck! Here is a compilation of some of the best, funniest names for kittens ever!

Please keep in mind if you want to give your kitten a funny name, it will be his name for life.

funny names for kittensThat means, even if you think he doesn’t understand the meaning behind it, other humans surely do!

So, if you are thinking of names like, um, “DooDoo Brain,” then you will have to explain your choice to friends, family, your mother, and that snarky veterinary receptionist that will be seeing him during his yearly visits.

Some of these names are just cute or silly, but everyone has different tastes. (For the record, our favorites are Fuzzy Butt and Purrito!)

Top Funny Names for Kittens

Agamemnon

Alimony

Baklava

Bisquick

Boink

Booger

Bourbon

Bratwurst

Brewski

Butt Nugget

Butters

Chachi

Cheddar

Chewbacca

Chewy

Chiclet

Chowder

Chunk

Cletis

Columbo

Confucius

Cool Beans

Cootie

Crackhead

Crumpet

Cuchi

Darth Vader

Darwin

Demitrius

Dingle

Dinky

Doodle

Doofus

Dorito

Dumbledore

Ewok

Fabio

Fajita

Fart Knocker

Fuzzybutt

Gandalf

Houdini

Humphrey

Jalopy

Kamikaze

Lickums

Morpheus

Moses

Neo

Nugget

Purrito

Rufus

Sir Pounce a Lot

Skeeter

SugarButt

Thingamajig

Vanilla Ice

Vernon

White Chocolate

If none of these names for kittens work for you, check out the lists we have for male kitten names and female names for kittens.

Does your kitten have funny name? Share it with us in the comments below!